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irc.rizon.net / #outer_heaven
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<DamagedJehuty> I am genetically a good writer.
<DamagedJehuty> Just by being a Jew.
<DamagedJehuty> I am also fucking LOADED.
<DamagedJehuty> Just by being a Jew.
<DamagedJehuty> So, I can buy all this coke, snort it, treat myself because I'm a doctor, sue the media for causing it because I'm a lawyer, and keep track of my winnings because I'm an accountant.
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<DeserafkEasy> its always gotta be racist with you loire
<DeserafkEasy> thats why you gotta turn in your badge
<Juno_Loire> It's always gotta be grease and fowl with you, DE.
<DeserafkEasy> See? HAND IT OVER
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<Juno_Loire> Revan
<Juno_Loire> give me awesome OS
<Juno_Loire> thx
<Revan> Well, we do have this one OS
<Revan> It's from the computers we use down in Neo-Israel, it's real-
<Revan> I MEAN, NOTHING
<Revan> JEWS DON'T USE COMPUTERS
<Revan> THIS IS A TYPEWRITER
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<Revan> I could imagine Ichigo and Naruto meeting each other.
<Revan> "Ever since my mom died, I've been a brooding, angsty, angry asshole."
<Revan> "Really? Ever since I've been born, I've been hated and rejected by the entire society around me, and I'm a pretty nice guy."
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<Rorschach> When was the last time you got your dick wet, DesertEase?
<DesertEase> 2 weeks ago
<Revan> Last time he took a shower.
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<Hyakkimaru> I'm really concerned about Gouda, he just talks to himself all night. Talk to him Orange!
<Agent_Orange> No way, you talk to him.
<Llama`> hahaha
<Hyakkimaru> Loire! talk to him!
<Juno_Loire> Fuck that.
<Juno_Loire> You talk to him.
(later on...)
<Hyakkimaru> Bringing his sexual orientation into question is -not- talking to him!
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<Aero> Bang your head against a wall a few times.
<Aero> Get that gay out of you.
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<Roc> kkkk
<Begrimed> Ku Klux Klan Killaz?
<Roc> everybody's a komedian
<Niemand> Ku Klux Klan Kids
<Begrimed> Ku Klux Klan Kid Killaz.
<Niemand> Ku Klux Klan Kite Klub
<_Darkness> Kaptain Kalamities Ku Klux Klan Kentucky Kookery
<Begrimed> Killer Ku Klux Klan Kikes Kidnapping Kids.
<Roc> Krazy Ku Klux Klan Kiddies Kill Kid-Kidnapping Kikes
<Begrimed> Krazy Ku Klux Klan Kiddies Kidnapping Krazy Killer Ku Klux Klan Kikes.
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<Roc> my dad is a huge alcoholic. far as I can tell he drinks away his depression
<Roc> I'll prolly do the same
<Rorschach> Tell him you love him
<Rorschach> right now
<Roc> While he's asleep?
<Rorschach> just go by the doorway
<Rorschach> and be like
<Rorschach> dad
<Rorschach> I love you
<Roc> ...fuck that
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<Duo> The greatness of juice
<Begrimed> I want.
<Duo> You do not even know what kind it is
<Begrimed> Grape juice.
<Duo> Die.
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<Begrimed> I totally could have fallen down the stairs a moment ago, but I didn't.
<Juno_Loire> Zomg.
<Begrimed> I did this Spider-man shit and like, spread my arms and flattened both palms against the walls to stop myself.
<Begrimed> That shit was daring.
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<Sleeper> I will tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
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<Begrimed> He was there to cure my grandmother's blindness, and he'll be there to smack my stillborn grandson's ass.
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<Juno_Loire> STDs: The new kind of trading card!
<Begrimed> lol.
<Begrimed> Gotta catch 'em all!
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<Juno_Loire> You have managed to remove logic and reason and substituted it for pure ignorance in the realm of sexual organs, relegating a woman's most private body area to something resembling a monstrous void from which nothing returns.
<Juno_Loire> So yeah, I'd say I'm conflicted whether to laugh, laud, or cry.
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<Juno_Loire> But the interwebs is serious business!
<Begrimed> I stopped believing that the internet was harmless when I realized people like me used it.
<Juno_Loire> YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUSCAT
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<Begrimed> It's country bans, or contraband.
<Begrimed> And contraband is just more fun.
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<Gene> Porn didn't exist during the Cold War.
<Gene> Everyone was too busy spying.
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<Begrimed> But... which button do I click? There's three of them.
<Begrimed> Two probably translate to "DELETE THIS ENTIRE GAME"
<Juno_Loire> Far right.
<Juno_Loire> It's the "booze and hookers" button.
<Begrimed> My god. You're right!
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