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<Begrimed> FUCK.
<Begrimed> NO.
<Begrimed> NO.
<Begrimed> GOD DAMNIT.
<Begrimed> I just spent three hours meticulously deleting things from a number of different folders. When I went to empty the recycle bin, I accidentally clicked on RESTORE ALL ITEMS.
<Begrimed> RESTORE. ALL. FUCKING. ITEMS.
* Begrimed is now known as Begrimed-[KILLING_SELF]



<Begrimed> I guess if nothing else, I gave the files a good workout by moving them around.
<Lazlo> I don't think computer files benefit from workouts as much as you'd like.
<Begrimed> We'll see about that.



<links> My memory generally doesn't let me down
<Chibi> Lol.
<Begrimed> Nor does mine.
<Begrimed> I'm just let down by what I remember. ;[



<HerrGeiger> I messed up my task bar at the bottom of my screen
<HerrGeiger> and I cant fix it
<links> what'd you do to it?
<Chibi> ..............
<links> Answering is customary just so you know
<HerrGeiger> I live in Canada. Sometimes we don't answer for days



<Begrimed> Ctrl+Alt+Delete > Process > highlight "explorer.exe" and click on "End process".
<HerrGeiger> Good idea
<HerrGeiger> I didn't think of that one
<links> thats if its frozen though
<links> but it probably is
<HerrGeiger> Wish me luck girls
<links> We're girls? You just got beaten by a taskbar



<Lazlo> You think you've got it bad, I've got a urinary tract infection. =\
<Baylavim> HAH.
<Lazlo> Feels like I piss glass.
<Lazlo> I passed out at a party, and now it burns when I pee. =\
<Begrimed> ... you sure that's a urinary tract infection?



<Baylavim> Man, my penis is two inches.. from the floor. BAH-DUM, TSH.
<Begrimed> And that's only if you're laying on your stomach.



<Dream-On> Also is dangerous when they land on your cock wrong break it.
<Begrimed> I think that's a little bit past dangerous.



<Begrimed> Okay, so, we get these 'Whiskas' brand packs of cat food at work.
<Begrimed> Different varieties.
<Begrimed> Ocean whitefish, tuna, poultry; you get the idea.
<Begrimed> One of them is in an orange box, which says "Chef's Favorite."
<Begrimed> What?
<Begrimed> Is there a chef that's making and eating this stuff?
<Begrimed> Is this chef a hobo?
<ChuckNorris> lol
<Kurz> Do we have that flavour at work Shane?
<Dream-On> Yep
<Kurz> Hows it taste?
<Dream-On> Not my favorite
<Begrimed> "I'm a world-class chef; I prepare Italian dishes and only the finest cuisines, but damned if I can find anything that I'll ever enjoy more than this particular flavor of mass-produced cat food."
<Begrimed> Is this 'chef' supposed to be a cat?
<Begrimed> Like, an anthromorphic kitty-chef who likes this one the best?
<ChuckNorris> lol
<Begrimed> Isn't it kind of biased and unfair to the other flavors?
<Begrimed> It'd be like one company making two kinds of soap that're the same price.
<Begrimed> One that says "Cleans better than ever!"
<Begrimed> And another that says "It's alright."
<Crayne> I'd buy the one that says "It's alright".
<Kurz> I dont use soap



<Begrimed> Taffy, perhaps?
<Kurz> My mates took a shit in the cubicles next to each other at work the other day. Apparently one wiped his ass and threw it over the top of the cubicle.
<Dream-On> Nah, not a fan of taffy
<Begrimed> You aussies are insane. I'm never going to your continent.
<Kurz> Just because we dont like Taffy?
<Begrimed> ...
<Kurz> Dude thats fucked up.
<Begrimed> You're going to ask that after just telling me about people flinging shitwipes at each other over their cubicle walls?
<Begrimed> Like it's a normal thing?
<Dream-On> Hey, he didnt light it on fire, so its all good.


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